Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 10, 2020

There was a young fellow named Price Who dabbled in all sorts...
There was a young fellow named Price Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. He had virgins and boys And mechanical toys, And on Mondays... he meddled with mice!

There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit...
There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price From the studs at the summer resorts. Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle, Was seldom hard up for a diddle, ...

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

Wilner's Observation: All conversations with a potato...
Wilner's Observation: All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private.

Wit, n.: The salt with which the American Humorist...
Wit, n.: The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery ... by leaving it out. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"