Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 11, 2021

"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global...
"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws."

The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical...
The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to...

There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp...
There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil. On the night of his wedding It went through the bedding, And shattered the chamber utensil.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.