Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 8, 2021

Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part...
Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean. After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide." After Snow White used...

There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly...
There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly eager To be all the rage On the tragedy stage, Though her talents were pitifully meagre. -- Edward Gorey