Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 29, 2021

There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship...
There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship. -- Ralph Nader

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There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with...
There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with a turtle. She had crabs, so they say, In a year and a day Which proved that that turtle was fertile.

There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple...
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she...
There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see. When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see.