Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 25, 2021

The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic...
The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics. -- I.F. Stone

There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is...
There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is the story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And fondled the cock Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.