Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 6, 2022
There was a young fellow named Sweeney,
Whose girl was...There was a young fellow named Sweeney,
Whose girl was a terrible meanie,
The hatch of her snatch,
Had a catch that would latch,
She could only be screwed by Houdini. There was a young lady of Lincoln
Who said that her cunt was...There was a young lady of Lincoln
Who said that her cunt was a pink'un,
So she had a prick lent her
Which turned it magenta,
This artful old lady of Lincoln. This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! 94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here. The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork...The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
-- Ogden Nash
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 6, 2022
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