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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 2, 2022


A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, ...
A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Tante Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did!

There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady...
There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine, They sat down to dine, At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner. There was a young fellow...

I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most...
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!

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