Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 2, 2022
A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
...A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
Told her Tante Louise
That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did! There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady...There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine,
They sat down to dine,
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner.
There was a young fellow... I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most...I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20
minutes of my life!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 2, 2022
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