Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 17, 2022

There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration

1893 The ideal brain tonic 1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious...
1893 The ideal brain tonic 1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all soda fountains 1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent 1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears...

3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive...
3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art and display work. This product is called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the adhesive is wet, aggressively...

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A little suffering is good for the soul. --...
A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0

A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on...
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown

A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight...
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her. -- McCoy, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.3