Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 30, 2023

... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a...
... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS ...

An Edwardian father named Udgeon, Whose offspring provoked...
An Edwardian father named Udgeon, Whose offspring provoked him to dudgeon, Used on Saturday nights To turn down the lights, And chase them around with a bludgeon. -- Edward Gorey

... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!

Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science...
Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science. -- Randy Goebel