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ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

Peter Wemm Murphy Field, n.: A field of abnormally...
Peter Wemm Murphy Field, n.: A field of abnormally frequent and severe Murphy's Law events emanating from Mr. Peter Wemm. The field was first discovered and identified in Denmark during the initial FreeBSD SMP development. Mr. Wemm was residing...

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

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