Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 31, 2023

... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a...
... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS ...

While his duchess lay practically dead, The Duke...
While his duchess lay practically dead, The Duke of Daguerrodargue said: "Can it be this is all? How puny! How small! Have destroyed this disgrace to my bed." -- Edward Gorey