Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 9, 2023

A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very...
A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very foolish to place Her hand on your cock When it turned hard as rock, For fear it would explode in your face.

There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where...
There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. Said she, "I don't mind, And higher up you'll find The place where my fucker and farter is."

There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent...
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair; At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air.