Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 17, 2023

A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love,...
A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.

There once was a guardsman from Buckingham Who said, "As...
There once was a guardsman from Buckingham Who said, "As for girls, I hate fucking 'em. But when I meet boys, God! how I enjoys Just licking their peckers and sucking 'em."