Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 3, 2023

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

There was a young fellow named Brewer Whose girl made her home...
There was a young fellow named Brewer Whose girl made her home in a sewer. Thus he, the poor soul, Could get into her hole, And still not be able to screw her!