Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 23, 2023

There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself...
There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario. At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his pants And make for her Mons Venerio.

"It might help if we ran the MBA's out...
"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington." -- Admiral Grace Hopper

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north...
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East...