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"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and
vinyl."
-- Dave Barry
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The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by 32 teeth.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to
chance.
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The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
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The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the
center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South
Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South
End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.
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The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled
today.
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.
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The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature
is to build better mice.
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him
love and he invented marriage.
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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
The one who has the gold makes the rules.
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