Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 22, 2023

A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed...
A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed and she blessed her. Said she, "You're in luck -- 'E's a stunning good fuck, For I've 'ad 'im meself down in Leicester."

There was a young man named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious...
There was a young man named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn't the size Gave the girls a surprise, But his rythm -- iambic pentameter.

There was a young man named Rex Who really was small for...
There was a young man named Rex Who really was small for his sex. When tried for exposure The judge's disclosure Was "de minimus non curat lex."

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!