Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 20, 2023

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there...
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole...
There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

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Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to...
Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him. The square kicks some cats are on stay with them; The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caesar. The cool Brutus Gave you the message: Caesar...

Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is,...
Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is, but no doer thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it; The Path there is, but none who travel it. -- "Buddhist Symbolism", Symbols and Values