Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 23, 2023

... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...

There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found there was no tit for Tat.

There was a young lady from Bangor Who slept while the ship...
There was a young lady from Bangor Who slept while the ship lay at anchor She woke in dismay When she heard the mate say: "Let's lift up the topsheet and spanker!"