Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 17, 2024

There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest...
There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest on earth. They grew to such size That one won a prize, And goodness knows what they were worth.

There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact...
There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding induces violence. -- Harvey Wheeler