Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 24, 2024

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of...
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win, you get a divorce so I...

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there...
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"

A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After...
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later. Before he left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who might beat her to...

A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games. "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said. "First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast into...

A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying...
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee" The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely, "Excuse...