Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 7, 2024

There was a young man named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious...
There was a young man named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn't the size Gave the girls a surprise, But his rythm -- iambic pentameter.

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through...
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens,...
Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much extinguishes it. -- Hannah More