Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 10, 2025

1/2 /\(3) | 2 ...
1/2 /\(3) | 2 1/3 | z dz cos(3 * PI / 9) = ln (e ) | \/ 1 The integral of z squared, dz From 1 to the square root of 3 Times the cosine Of 3 PI over nine...

A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed...
A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, Without even leaving his grodge.

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose...
This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.

die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From...
die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)