Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 5, 2025

"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy,...
"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye."

There was a young girl from Annista Who dated a lecherous...
There was a young girl from Annista Who dated a lecherous mister. He fondled her titty, Got one finger shitty, Then screwed up his courage and kissed 'er.

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.