Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 15, 2025

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Many mental processes admit of being roughly measured...
Many mental processes admit of being roughly measured. For instance, the degree to which people are bored, by counting the number of their fidgets. I not infrequently tried this method at the meetings of the Royal Geographical Society, for even there...

There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too."

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests...
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.