Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 30, 2025

There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when...
There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.

There was a young squaw of Wohunt Who possessed a collapsible...
There was a young squaw of Wohunt Who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, Produced no papooses, And fitted both giant and runt.

Talent in staff work or sales will continually be interpreted...
Talent in staff work or sales will continually be interpreted as managerial ability.

When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment...
When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally.