Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 8, 2025

A talented fuckstress, Miss Chisholm, Was renowned for her fine...
A talented fuckstress, Miss Chisholm, Was renowned for her fine paroxysm. While the man detumesced She still spent on with zest, Her rapture sheer anachronism.

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: ...
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants...

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats...
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.