Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 7, 2025

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.

Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard...
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves. -- Crazy Jimmy