|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2 of 2182|
And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 3 of 2182|
"And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for
you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going
and making yourself like everybody else. You feel that, don't you?" said
-- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere"
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 4 of 2182|
Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you,
it isn't and he can.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 5 of 2182|
Fear of men.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 6 of 2182|
Anger is momentary madness.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 7 of 2182|
Anger kills as surely as the other vices.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 8 of 2182|
Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
-- Lazarus Long
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 9 of 2182|
Ankh if you love Isis.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 10 of 2182|
Announcing the NEW VAX 11/782!!
Be the envy of other major Communist Governments!
Defend yourself against the entire ICBM force of the imperialist USA with
just one of the processors, at the same time you're designing missile IC's,
cracking secret NATO codes and editing propaganda for your own people all
at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
think you can, and that's the point, right?)
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 11 of 2182|
To grease a king or other great
functionary already sufficiently slippery.