Freebsd Fortunes 3

Domestic happiness and faithful friends.

Don
Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
        Was she pretty?
W.C.:   Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of
        bad road.  She had so many gold teeth, Don, she use to have
        to sleep with her head in a safe.  She died in Bolivia.
Don:    Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
W.C.:   It's almost impossible.
                -- W.C. Fields, "The Further Adventures of Larson E.
                   Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"

Don't abandon hope.
Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.

Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -- she may
have got him.

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you,
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of,
Across my dreams, with neptive wonder,
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.

Don't be humble, you're not that great.
                -- Golda Meir

Don't be humble, you're not that great.
                -- Golda Meir

Don't be irreplaceable.  If you can't
be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.