Freebsd Fortunes 3

Duckies are fun!

Ducks?  What ducks??

Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side,
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
                -- Carl Zwanzig

Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the
production of great leaders has been discontinued.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your
fate and captain of your soul.

Due to circumstances beyond your control,
you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.

Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.

During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has
been upon trial.  What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places,
pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity,;
in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.
                -- James Madison

During the next two hours, the VAX will be going up and down
several times, often with lin~po_~{po   ~poz~ppo~{ o n~po_~
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During the Reagan-Mondale debates:

Q:      "Do you feel that a person's age affects his ability to
                perform as president?"
Reagan: "I refuse to make an issue out of my opponent's youth and
                inexperience."