Freebsd Fortunes 3

During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a
fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships;
and fly your colors proudly.

Dustin Farnum:  Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of it!
                -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"

Duty, n:
        What one expects from others.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
                -- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words

Dying is easy.  Comedy is difficult.
                -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
                -- Woody Allen

E = MC ** 2 +- 3db

E Pluribus UNIX.

Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.
                -- Kernighan