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EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME:           Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION:     Starship Big Cheese
AGE:            94
BIRTHPLACE:     Paris, Terra Sector
EYES:           Grey
SKIN:           Tanned
HAIR:           Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
                Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA:            Earl Grey.  Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.

Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management
science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about
21st century aircraft:

        "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog.  The pilot will
        nurture and feed the dog.  The dog will be there to bite the
        pilot if he touches anything.
                -- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988

Early to bed and early to rise and you'll
be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.

Early to rise and early to bed makes
a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
                -- James Thurber

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.

Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.

/earth: file system full.

/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.

Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
                -- Jeff Berner

Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube:       Black.

Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of
side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath
-- black.  According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.