Freebsd Fortunes 3

Faith has never moved as much as a pin-head from the place it
ought to be according to tradition and the scriptures.  It is
the doubt that moved all the mountains.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam
on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.

Faith is under the left nipple.
                -- Martin Luther

Faith, n:
        That quality which enables us to
        believe what we know to be untrue.

Fakir, n:
        A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost
        religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources
        seem to have shinnied up a rope and vanished.

Falling in Love
        When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love.  You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.  Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
                -- Dave Barry

Falling in love is a lot like dying.
You never get to do it enough to become good at it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in
restraint.
                -- Dave Sim, author of "Cerebus".

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident;
the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
                -- Mark Twain

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
                -- Marlo Thomas