Freebsd Fortunes 3
fortune: 1718 - 1727 of 2182 from freebsd fortunes 3
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Nov 22, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fortune: 1718 - 1727 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1718 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #108

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless
there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red
flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1719 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #14
        According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath
at least once a year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1720 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #16

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River
can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1721 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #19
        A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in
his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional
ability in that particular field."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1722 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1

In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own
at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1723 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #2
        Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1724 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #3
        A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the
movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the
right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1725 of 2182

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #8

        Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart
a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1726 of 2182

Fortune's Great Moments in History: #3

August 27, 1949:
        A Hall of Fame opened to honor outstanding members of the
        Women's Air Corp.  It was a WAC's Museum.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1727 of 2182

FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #14
What to do...
    if reality disappears?
        Hope this one doesn't happen to you.  There isn't much that you
        can do about it.  It will probably be quite unpleasant.

    if you meet an older version of yourself who has invented a time
    traveling machine, and has come from the future to meet you?
        Play this one by the book.  Ask about the stock market and cash in.
        Don't forget to invent a time traveling machine and visit your
        younger self before you die, or you will create a paradox.  If you
        expect this to be tricky, make sure to ask for the principles
        behind time travel, and possibly schematics.  Never, NEVER, ask
        when you'll die, or if you'll marry your current SO.
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 3   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes