Freebsd Fortunes 3

Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
                -- St. Augustine

Give me libertines or give me meth.

Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe,
Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send,
Save me, oh save me from the candid friend.
                -- George Canning

Give me your students, your secretaries,
Your huddled writers yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your Selectric III's.
Give these, the homeless, typist-tossed to me.
I lift my disk beside the processor.
                -- Inscription on a Word Processor

Give thought to your reputation.
Consider changing your name and moving to a new town.

GIVE UP!!!!

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Give your very best today.
Heaven knows it's little enough.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
                -- William Faulkner