Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1908 of 2182 |
God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1909 of 2182 |
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects
to receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1910 of 2182 |
God votes Republican.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1911 of 2182 |
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
-- Samuel Butler
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1912 of 2182 |
Goda's Truism:
By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet,
somebody moves the ends.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1913 of 2182 |
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1914 of 2182 |
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school
make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1915 of 2182 |
Gold, n:
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It
is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich
men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons,
although gold hasn't done anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1916 of 2182 |
Goldenstern's Rules:
1. Always hire a rich attorney.
2. Never buy from a rich salesman.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1917 of 2182 |
Goldfish... what stupid animals. Even Wayne Cody stops
eating before he bursts.
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