Freebsd Fortunes 3

Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.

Hall's Laws of Politics:
        (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
        (2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want
            something fixed.
        (3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend
            military spending, and conservatives social spending in
            their own districts).

hand, n:
        A singular instrument worn at the end of a human
        arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Handel's Proverb:
        You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!

handshaking protocol, n:
        A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initiate a
        terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
        occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
                -- Pink Floyd

hangover, n:
        The wrath of grapes.

Hanlon's Razor:
        Never attribute to malice
        that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day,
        but always too many days before Saturday.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
        before Saturday.