Freebsd Fortunes 3

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
                -- Martin Mull

Having no talent is no longer enough.
                -- Gore Vidal

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
                -- Socrates

Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly
relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with
the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar.
        "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big
dog, too!"

"Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die... and certainly never say we."
                -- M*A*S*H

Hawkeye's Conclusion:
        It's not easy to play the clown
        when you've got to run the whole circus.

He:     Do you like Kipling?
She:    Oh, you naughty boy, I don't know!  I've never kippled!

He:     "If I made love to you, would you yell?"
She:    "What do you want me to yell?"
                -- Benny Hill

HE:     Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE:    What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
                -- Walt Kelley