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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  5 of 2182

ANDROPHOBIA:
        Fear of men.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  6 of 2182

Anger is momentary madness.
                -- Horace
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  7 of 2182

Anger kills as surely as the other vices.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  8 of 2182

Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  9 of 2182

Ankh if you love Isis.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  10 of 2182

Announcing the NEW VAX 11/782!!

Be the envy of other major Communist Governments!

Defend yourself against the entire ICBM force of the imperialist USA with
just one of the processors, at the same time you're designing missile IC's,
cracking secret NATO codes and editing propaganda for your own people all
at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
think you can, and that's the point, right?)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  11 of 2182

ANOINT:
        To grease a king or other great
        functionary already sufficiently slippery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  12 of 2182

Another day, another dollar.
                -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
                   upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
                   Reagan.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  13 of 2182

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  14 of 2182

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