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Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
-- Ken Weaver
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 503 of 2182 |
Bus error -- driver executed.
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Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 505 of 2182 |
Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai!
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 506 of 2182 |
Business is a good game -- lots of competition
and minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari
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Business will be either better or worse.
-- Calvin Coolidge
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 508 of 2182 |
...but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be
proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge
to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still
unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and
in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than
the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If
there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute
of value.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 509 of 2182 |
But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 510 of 2182 |
But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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But has any little atom,
While a-sittin' and a-splittin',
Ever stopped to think or CARE
That E = m c**2 ?
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