Freebsd Fortunes 3

By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.
Another man's, I mean.
                -- Mark Twain

By working faithfully eight hours a day,
you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
                -- Robert Frost

byob, v:
        Believing Your Own Bull

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
that so many people from point B are so keen to get there.  They often
wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
they wanted to be.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.

Byte your tongue.

C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
        PLEASE!!!!

C for yourself.

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.