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APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection.  It is the language of the
future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation
of coding bums.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5

APL is a natural extension of assembler language programming;
...and is best for educational purposes.
                -- A. Perlis

APL is a write-only language.  I can write programs
in APL, but I can't read any of them.
                -- Roy Keir

Appearances often are deceiving.
                -- Aesop

APPENDIX:
        A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

Applause, n:
        The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

April is the cruelest month...
                -- Thomas Stearns Eliot

AQUADEXTROUS:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
        faucet on and off with your toes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

aquadextrous, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
        You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
        You lie a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to be
        careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over
        and over again.  People think you are stupid.