Freebsd Fortunes 5

Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure
puts you in a great bargaining position.

Money will say more in one moment than
the most eloquent lover can in years.

Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
                -- Andries van Dam

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
                -- H.H. Munro

MONOTONY:
        Marriage to one woman at a time.

MONTANA:
        A grizzly bear praying for the early arrival of cable television.

MONTANA:
        Where forty-three below keeps out the riff-raff.

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place
in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling
of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.
                -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years Before the Mast", 1840

moon, n:
        1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to
hackers.  See PHASE OF THE MOON.  2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).