Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 20, 2012

An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; ...
An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; When the preacher yelled "Sin!" She said, "Count me in As soon as the service is through."

There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good...
There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur. But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer.

Your lucky color has faded.
Your lucky color has faded.