Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday September 7, 2012

There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!"

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier...
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do. -- Dennis M. Ritchie

A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you.
A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you.

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living...
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.