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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday September 18, 2012


By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.
By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is...
Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is on fire, Your children will burn! So jump ye and sing, for The very first time The four lines above Have been put into rhyme. -- Walt Kelly

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