Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 2, 2012

There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant...
There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant for practices curious. She loved to bat rocks With her gentlemen's cocks -- A practice both rude and injurious.

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning...
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire"

If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened...
If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it.