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"Pascal is not a high-level language."
-- Steven Feiner
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"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
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Pascal, n.:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it.
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Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
-- Eric Hoffer
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Patageometry, n.:
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
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Paul Revere was a tattle-tale
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Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you
save.
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Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
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Peace, n.:
In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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