Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday August 9, 2021

There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent...
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair; At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air.

Reichel's Law: A body on vacation tends to remain...
Reichel's Law: A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by an outside force.

comment: A superfluous element of a source program...
comment: A superfluous element of a source program included so the programmer can remember what the hell it was he was doing six months later. Only the weak-minded need them, according to those who think they aren't.